John Combs insists we drill for oil under the Vatican. If the reserve is a blowout he suggested we invade and "liberate" them from the holy tyranny. He may have a point. 

Three HUGE problems would be solved:

1. Increased military industrial contracts for American firms who will profit off of terror, environmental disasters and black gold, or business as usual at the Bush family ranch.

2. Finally rid the world of the Roman Catholic church and perhaps more importantly Sauron and his four fingered black hand.

3. Idiot Americans get to chant "Drill baby drill!!" for another day.