February 6, 2007
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hey blogging usa: if you cant find it, grind it!
dearest corporate mother and father,
despite our most sincere efforts, we continue to let you down. disappointment all around...round and round. we just cant seem to get it out of our heads these days. shame to be true. but blame is so not new.
to get to the point, mom and dad, we need more stuff. what we have is so dated; dusty. can we have some more now, please? we are bored and you always say were most obtrusive when bored. and since youre so mad at us anyway, cant you just give us some more stuff and well be nicer and even listen in church.
you know where we are. thats right, just were you told us to stay. we promise again that we will be happy with what we get and will wait a very long time until we ask for anything new again. double promise on the drop.
thank you sooo much and we love you sooo much.
obligingly,
mr. and mrs. joe meatball
