June 4, 2005

  • TOOTIE TALK


    SHELLY TO SHANSKY: "AMBIGUOUSLY GAY?  HA!"




    ILL COO FOR COCK


    I LOVE HIS BLOODY KNEES









    THE PORTABLE


    PRETENDER®



     



    YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CANT MAKE HIM DRINK; A SINGLE SATISFACTORY SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES SOLVES THIS AND OTHER PROVERBIAL PROBLEMS




     BOOZE BIZ


     


    LOCAL BAR SUCKS; PATRON BLOWS BOUNCER


     


     


    ALCOHOL INDUCED COMA NOT REALLY A GOOD RESTFUL SLEEP CLAIM EXPERTS


     


     



    TOWN DRUNK SHAMED


     









    FAT FAGGOT TO BOY LOVER:


    “I HATE YOU...DONT LEAVE ME!”



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