January 29, 2005

  • TOOTIE TALK


    SHELLY TO SHANSKY: "I DONT EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT!"


    FAT AND UGLY IS NO REASON TO BRAG. 


    HITTIN' THE SKIDS LEAVES LITTLE TIME FOR BLOGGIN.









    THE PORTABLE


    PRETENDER®



     



    HAPPINESS NOTWITHSTANDING, THE JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TRUTH CALLS FOR NOT WAHUN, NOT TAHOO, BUT THRRREE LICKS; DUI FELLONS AND WISE OLD OWLS LIKELY TO FEEL HOLLOW AT HOME.


     


    LOCAL BARS STAY OPEN LATER, TIGHTEN SMOKING LAW; BARTENDERS BREATHING, BITCHING BITTERLY


     



      


     









    FAT FAGGOT TO BOY LOVER:


    “PACK MY AUTO WITH FUDGE!”


     



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