December 11, 2004




  • tootie to dick: "i love you!"  dick to tootie: "youre welcome."  tootie back to dick: "wrong answer."


    internal riots continue as emotions squandered yet again on love-cum-desire-cum-regret-cum-reimbursement, auto-playback foreclosures. 


    shelly to shansky:  get a job!


    macaroni grill servers applaude, weep, as methadone clinic staff exit christmas dinner. 




          







    THE PORTABLE


    PRETENDER®



     


    COVERTLY INTENTIONAL RETRIBUTION SIGNIFIES LACK OF IDENTITY; LEGIONS OF CARD-CARRYING HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS SPOUT PROFANITY AS FAST AND LOUD AS POSSIBLE, AS FEAR OF "FORGOTTEN" DRIVES THESE WOUNDED SOULS ALL NIGHT


     


     


    LOCAL BARS STAY OPEN LATER, AGAIN ALLOW SMOKING; DRUNKARDS NOT REALLY AFFECTED.


     



      


     









    FAT FAGGOT TO BOY LOVER:


    “POUR ME ANOTHER DRINK!!”


     



Comments (2)

  • Fascinating post. Happy new year!!!

    -E

  • what?? They were for a time NOT allowing smoking? I think that's the most ridiculous thing in the world, no smoking bars, and I don't even smoke, it's the tight ass prudes who don't even GO to bars who are so offended by smoking in public. They should move to L.A. and inhale some nice diesel stink under a pretty palm tree, and thank themselves for not smoking.

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