September 6, 2004

  • SHELLY AND SHANSKY'S SECRET WEDDING PLANS--HEAVEN IS JUST A DETOX AWAY!


    IN BAFFLING MOVE, AREA SHUT-IN LEAVING HOUSE MORE OFTEN.


    METHADONE CLINIC COUNSELORS ABSTINENTLY UNABLE TO IDENTIFY WITH "HARM REDUCTION" MODEL, CITING NANCY REAGAN'S "JUST SAY NO" APPROACH AS MOST EFFECTIVE.  PATIENT/CLINICAL DIVIDE WIDENED. 


                               







    THE PORTABLE


    PRETENDER®



     



    SOLIDARITY MOVE UNDERLINES SECRET FEELINGS OF GUILT, WORTHLESSNESS, PROMPTING "PACK" MENTALITY TO GAIN MOMENTUM AS COURSE SET GRATUITOUSLY LEADS TO FURTHER ALIENATION, EMBITTERED ATTACHMENTS.


     


     


     


    LOCAL BARS STAY OPEN LATER; DRUNKARDS NOT REALLY AFFECTED.


     



      


     









    FAT FAGGOT TO BOY LOVER:


    “I WANT A BABY!!”

Comments (2)

  • Are you writing headlines for The Examiner??

    I like your writing style, and your use of alcohol as a crutch, it rescues from that bordom that imprisons us all, if I may 1/2 quote Mary Vivian Pearse.

  • Just as I thought.

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