June 20, 2004

• AREA VAMP'S MIRACLE REUNION WITH DISTANT, UNCARING FATHER DUBBED "END OF THE LINE" FOR LIES, DECEIT AND DELUSION.  FRIENDS FEAR FABRICATION.

  
  

  SHELLY AND SHANSKY----ITS OVER!!!

  
  

  GAY CLUB SCENE METROSEXUAL OPENLY HOMOPHOBIC.

  
  

  NEW STUDY FINDS MARRIAGE WITH CHILDREN BROADENS WAR TORN HORIZONS; DENIAL NOW LINKED TO SUCCESSFUL CAREERS, HAPPIER FAMILIES.

  
  

  RUN-AWAY BRIDE TIES KNOT...LOOSELY.

  
  

                                                              

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  THE PORTABLE

  
  

  PRETENDER®

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

  “REPRESSION ROCK” PARTY PLANNED BY UNEMPLOYED, MISUNDERSTOOD DESPOT.  THEME TO HIGHLIGHT EVENING’S HOLLOW INTENTIONS, VICTIMIZED GUESTS; SLATTED AS “I CAN'T CONTROL WHAT I DON'T KNOW.”

  
  

   

  
  

  LOCAL, AGING QUEEN DECRIES “VOLUNTEER COMMITMENT” AS USELESS, NECESSARY.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  FAT FAGGOT TO BOY LOVER: “MARRY ME!”

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