December 7, 2003

  • O holy night!
    The drinks are portly pouring
    It is the night of Dick's holiday mirth!
    Long lay the world so sad and sober whining
    Till he did pour and the cup felt its worth.
    A thrill of dope his weary friends rejoicing
    For yonder breaks a new fifth of gin!

    Fall on your knees
    Oh hear the drinker's choices
    Oh night divine
    Oh night when Dick was torn
    Oh night divine
    Oh night divine

    Led by the light the Bentleys arrived a beaming
    With blood-shot eyes came D, Brad and Toots
    So led by plight the Greeks abundantly scheming
    Here come the unwitting folks from methadone land
    The Music Man lay thus in drunken stuper
    With J and B, Shay did spark dear Joy's rant

    Fall on your knees
    Oh hear the drunkard's voices
    Oh night divine
    Oh night when Dick was torn
    Oh night divine
    Oh night divine

Comments (4)

  • Fallen on my knees at a party or two myself, but I won't discuss that here...

    So tell us, aside from host duties, what other torn activities did Dick rejoice in?

  • I've got a word..........BOOZE! 

    Merry Christmas

    MobyDick

  • What's the story... morning glory.

    And a beautiful ditty it is.

    Feliz Navidad.

  • How are ya doin'?

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