May 20, 2003
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in place of the proposed top 10, i offer you, the reader, a list of 10 ppl i love, hate or love to hate this week. i would have written more, but im mad tired, still recovering from d's weekend long birthday celebration...and mine is merely one day away. oh dear.
1. jayson blair: he can play all "im sick with the booze and drugs," but i know he intentionally damn near brought down the worlds most powerful newspaper from the inside. the race card is being played on both sides...he only ate what was fed him. cheers!
2. ari fleischer: finally, he wised up.
3. bruce lunsford: he just gave up. i hate spineless democrats.
4. matt groening: genius!
5. ryan seacrest: fag!
6. jd and shay (mobydick and missshaywallace): cheers for all your help this weekend.
7. laura (dunazade): a different point of view. darling you were wonderful, you really were quite good. i enjoyed it though, of course, no one understood. no one knew what was going on, they didnt have a clue. they couldnt understand your sense of humor like i do. im already lookin for tomorrow to see yesterday when i was mad...
8. dolly parton: you can say what you choose but ill tell you the truth, you can say for sure im gone. im gone.
9. politically suicidal palestinians: come the fuck on people!
10. oprah winfrey: why wont she just die already?
Comments (15)
salute and happy b'day, dear! go play in the gin tub. raise a bleary eyed toast to yourself on that grand day. have a hub bub!
happy birthday my dear dick!
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haha, nice post
i do wish oprah would just hurry up and die of a heart attack
Greetings and Salutations on your birthday dick my boy!
Happy Birthday. More booze!
MobyDrunk
I love coming here and seeing what new picture will greet my browser
That Ryan Seacrest comment almost made me snarf my drink, heh. Have a great birthday!!
Just ask messengerbird to send you those pix. nothing special, but she took em'. I don't like em...I wasn't ready for them to be taken. She just buisted in on me when I was bathing...
BGRS
You really still expect me to believe
Every single letter I receive
Sorry you, what a shameful situation
Sending shivers up & down my spine
You're much too kind...
D-
I sent the pictures.
Enjoy.
p.s. Oprah should die.
One of the finer list I've seen. So much to love and hate, it's almost an emotional rollercoaster...without having to pay 9 dollars for a ticket.
Ryan Seacrest and Oprah.....a plague on them. They shouldn't even be on tv let alone be allowed to live. But Stegmann, he has potential.
I look at some of these people in passing when the TV is on and I yell: I don't care what you think.
The EPA head just left the administration too. Maybe more will follow.
ari mighta wised up, but the "people better watch what they say" crap from the good ol' 9-11 days still sticks in my craw...ack...can't...let myself...get...started!...
hum, happy bday! get drunk and fuckkk cause what's funner than creating an alcohol baby on yer bday?
ari looks like my 7th grade history teacher. and what do you know? they are both republicans. yessss, we will take over the world one day, drill alaska for its oil, and set fire to hippies at the stake. oh and then take out iraq and make it our parking lot. yessssss!
you are hilarious
lol. ur sense of humor iz wut evry1 iz missin. yea hav a nice b-day. how does it feal 2 be 32. good bad. horrible or jus alright. wut a crappy question
peace out
they should ship oprah to mars
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